Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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