just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I need a beard to bite.
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