What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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