Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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