either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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