Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
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Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Houston, we have a blender
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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