She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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