ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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