just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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