He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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