Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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