I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
