he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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