Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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