my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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