How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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