Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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