Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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