If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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