hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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