Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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