I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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