I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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