I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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