if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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