New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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