Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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