they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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