Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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