Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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