You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
try to milk me bitch
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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