...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
handjob tips. give me some.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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