Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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