we're blogging at a bar
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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