when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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