if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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