..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Your topless pictures make me question reality
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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