Fuck appropriateness.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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