Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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