Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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