dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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