can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
a search helicopter?!
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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