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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B

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(949): View more from California

He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.

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(518): View more from New York

They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.

(1-518): View more from New York

Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.

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(516): View more from New York

sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr

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(419): View more from Ohio

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT

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(815): View more from Illinois

Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life

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