In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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