No subtext here. People are naked.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I have already put on my inside pants.
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