what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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