ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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