I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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