Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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