If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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