the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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