he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
My feet surprised me
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
