Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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