he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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