I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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