After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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